HF
HODL OR FOLD
Target: $1,500M Portfolio | Hand Limit: 6

PUMP YOUR BAGS.
RUG YOUR FRIENDS.

A fast-paced satirical tabletop game by Addictive Card Games. Dodge audits, deploy emergency boating accidents, cash out before flash crashes, and stack luxury assets.

CARD VAULT

Official deck assets served directly from /art/{slug}.webp

BUILT-IN RULES LAB

Active balance parameters and match mechanics.

Win Condition
$1,500M

Reach $1,500M across your crypto coins and luxury bonuses to trigger game-point.

Starting Status
KYC APPROVED

Players begin with KYC in play. Lose it and you cannot trade or deploy coins.

Hand Limit
6 CARDS

Hold maximum 6 cards. Excess cards are purged to the discard floor at turn end.

Luxury Synergy
+50 / +100

Hold any 2 luxury items for +50M bonus, or hold all 3 for +100M at round end.

JOIN THE PRIVATE ALPHA

Be first in line for table playtests and physical deck drops.